THE MOOD IN THE ROOM HAS NOTICEABLY LIGHTENED. I’m sending you the details now.ĮACH THUMB THROUGH THEIR PHONES FOR SEVERAL MINUTES. Looks like there are two yachts available for Christmas week. Hey, the broker got back to me, Sharilyne. BACK INSIDE THE CONDO IN THE SNOW-BOUND CITY, EUGENE’S PHONE SIGNALS AN INCOMING MESSAGE WITH THE SOUND OF LYNDON SLEWIDGE SINGING THE FINAL NOTES OF O CANADA. HE READS THE MESSAGE, CLICKS AROUND RAPIDLY FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, THEN SENDS A REPLY. AT THE RECEIVING END OF THAT MESSAGE, A PHONE PINGS NEXT TO A MAN SITTING IN A TROPICAL ENVIRONMENT, WITH PALM TREES AND OPEN WATER VISIBLE BEHIND HIM. I’ll get in touch with the charter broker we dealt with last time.ĮUGENE TAPS RAPIDLY ON HIS PHONE. Hey, what about a Christmas cruise on that yacht charter in the Bahamas that we previously enjoyed? We should go somewhere warm, and take our family and friends with us. Who knows when this pandemic will end? Can’t we find some way to escape our Canadian isolated existence over the holidays? I’m sick of being cooped up like this, Eugene. THERE IS A PALPABLE AIR OF RESTLESSNESS AND ENNUI.
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HE IDLY FLIPS TV CHANNELS WHILE SHE THUMBS THROUGH HER PHONE. A MAN AND WOMAN, EUGENE AND SHARILYNE, RECLINE ON ADJACENT SOFAS. IN ONE CORNER OF THE ROOM STANDS A TOWERING CHRISTMAS TREE BEDECKED IN RED, GOLD AND BLACK DECORATIONS AT THE APEX OF THE TREE IS AN ENORMOUS GOLD CENTURION HELMET. THROUGH THE WINDOWS, A LARGE CITY DUSTED WITH SNOW IS VISIBLE. It all began one year ago, in a place that is at once very distant and ever so near to us now: PandemicLand. Claus (he chuckles), but instead it unfolded on the unforgiving blizzard of the high seas. This little adventure was supposed to take place in waters as warm and gentle as a hug from Mrs. WITH GREAT CARE, HE OPENS ITS COVER AND TURNS BACK TO HIS RAPT AUDIENCE, BECKONING THEM CLOSER.Ĭhildren, tonight I have for you a story about a very special Christmas voyage that did not go at all as planned. THE MAN TURNS TO A BOOKSHELF BESIDE HIS CHAIR AND RETRIEVES A LARGE, LEATHER-BOUND VOLUME WITH GILT-EDGED PAGES. A FIREPLACE CRACKLES FESTIVELY IN THE BACKGROUND. None of the claims have been tested in court.įOUR DOE-EYED CHILDREN WEARING PAJAMAS ARE GATHERED AT THE FEET OF A BEARDED ELDERLY MAN CLAD IN RED VELOUR PANTS, A WHITE THERMAL LONG-SLEEVED SHIRT AND SUSPENDERS. We consider the data we process through cookies anonymous, since this information does not relate to an identified or identifiable natural person.* This fictionalized account is based on a lawsuit filed by Sharilyne Anderson and Vera Melnyk. You must also be informed that this website uses cookies to analyse web traffic and enhance site features. Knowing what your children are doing online. Turning on safe search settings while using Search Engines like Google, Bing or Yahoo Ĭonnecting addition filters on internet service provider side Using parental control filters of your device, operating systems and/or browsers More information about the RTA Label and compatible services can be found here: Īnyone with a minor in their household or under their supervision should implement basic parental control protections, including: Parental tools that are compatible with the RTA label will block access to this site. Protect your children from adult content and block access to this site by using parental controls. One of our core goals is to help parents restrict access to for minors, so we have ensured that is, and remains, fully compliant with the RTA (Restricted to Adults) code. Furthermore, you represent and warrant that you will not allow any minor access to this site or services. This website should only be accessed if you are at least 18 years old or of legal age to view such material in your local jurisdiction, whichever is greater. You are about to enter website that contains content of an adult nature.
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